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Feb 14th

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Feb 11th

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Ordering drinks at bars

I just wanted to say, when you order a gin martini and the bartender asks how dirty you want it, don’t say “not very”, because all he will hear is “very”, and you end up with a briny drink. Seriously though, why the hell does the music have to be so loud? Can’t order a damn drink without a megaphone.

Feb 9th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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I needed to say this somewhere

I started playing the sims (free play) on my mum’s ipad. I just sent 2 of them to the bedroom to “woohoo”, then a third sim just walks in on their own accord, farts while lifting her leg up, and then walks out of the house. It was magical

Jan 30th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

Conversation with my mother

She asks why I was laughing last night, I say “Daniel Radcliffe was on snl”, she says “oh he’s in a new movie isn’t he?” “yeah” “what is it? Black lady? Dark woman?” “…woman in black, mum”

Jan 16th

Jan 14th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 12th

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an ode to wine

oh, $35 bottle of wine, I never knew you could be so divine. When I finish you, all other wine will be crap. Except not really. Because it is all delicious.

Jan 12th

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#16, 29, 30, 37

#16 My favourite movies: I love a lot of movies, but i’ll list some that I have seen a billion times and love. I regret nothing: Beauty and the Beast, The Fifth Element, Secretary, Zoolander, and Hook. #29 3 things that annoy me easily: Sniffling. Under no circumstances is this ok. Nose whistling/heavy breathing through the nose. When people rub their two feet together and it...

Jan 11th

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Jan 9th

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Jan 4th

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Jan 4th

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Blythe Projects. Lotsa words.

So, it’s a new year and I really have to get working on those 4 blythe doll projects I’ve had lying around for a good while. So, today I finished the wig for the sweet lolita-themed blythe I’m customizing for ebay. AND IT IS GLORIOUS I can’t find my camera right now…so no picture. But imagine a pale turquoise very short wig with bangs, and 2 sausage curl pigtails....

Jan 3rd

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've... →

Dec 26th

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I'm featured in Now Magazine! →

One of my pieces at Propaganda has been featured in Now Magazine! Which is a pretty popular magazine in Toronto, so I’m happy. On a slightly related topic, I think it’s funny how the facebook account for Propaganda never seems to spell my name right. When they mentioned me the first time, they spelled my name Magot. Then the 2nd time they mentioned me, it was Morgot (My name is...

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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ask me box installed!

Omg i am so proud of myself, I totally just added an “ask me” box without asking my boyfriend for help. You know, I am terrible at html and anything computer-y, so this is a big feat. So yeah, I added an ask box! You can find it on the unicorn’s butt on my tumblr header image. I also managed to make my etsy link into, ya know, an actual link! I didn’t even realize it...

Dec 12th

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