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Ordering drinks at bars
I just wanted to say, when you order a gin martini and the bartender asks how dirty you want it, don’t say “not very”, because all he will hear is “very”, and you end up with a briny drink.
Seriously though, why the hell does the music have to be so loud? Can’t order a damn drink without a megaphone.
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